Garnier Fructis is running a campaign that combines the
Carving a turkey with a knife and fork. Pussy. Try it with a chainsaw? Better.
Hire a babysitter and go to the opera. What is this 1953? How bout you duct tape that kid to a wall and go hit the rodeo? Better.
Bleach your lady-stache. Lame. Atomic Tweeze Machine? Better
Hire a paid spokes person to eloquently yet seductively hock your product during 30 second TV spots in the middle of American Idol? So Yesterday. Hire a relatively hot model who can't read a teleprompter (even though you know they edited this from a zillion clips) and post it all over Youtube with links back to Break.com? Better.
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So yes, I'm trying to come up with my own. Don't judge me! Should my cajones drop before the deadline I will definitely post it!