Maybe we use pronouns too much. Then again, it would weird me out if someone kept using my first name repeatedly in a conversation. Kinda like they'd just read a negotiation book or something. It is after all our favorite word to hear!
Crawling into bed the other night, I placed my warm hand on my wife's frozen thigh.
Me: Wow, you're cold
She: Who is?
Me: You're the only "you" in the room.
She: Well I didn't know.
Me: Honey, if I start talking to myself in second person you should be afraid.
She: You could have been talking to your penis!
Me: I don't talk to him in front of you.
She: So you admit you talk to him.
Me: No I didn't, I just wouldn't do it in front of you if I did!
She: You said don't, not wouldn't.
Me: Whatever, besides he does all my thinking for me, I don't necessarily have to talk to him.
She: That's for sure.
Me: Did I tell you he looked exceptional today?
Me: The mirror in the convenience store was oddly placed right next to the urinal.
Me: So I don't usually get to see myself pee.
She: You never look down?
Me: I mean, not from another person's perspective.
She: I think that's enough sharing for the night.
Me: K, g'nite.
Gotsta keep her on her toes!