I've dislocated both of my knees before and had surgery on the second to prevent it from happening again. That my friends is the one I jacked to hell today!
Because I can't play on the floor with her, my daughter has been exceptionally difficult today. She's basically spent the last 6 hours whining at me. A pregnant wife has a shorter nerve than usual, but it isn't as short as mine as I trip over everything and twist my unhappy joint in painful directions. Getting old SUCKS!